Policies

Since the Law require us to have either a Privacy Policy and a Cookie Policy, find below what we really have to say about it (spoiler alert: not much)

PRIVACY POLICY

 This blog is hosted on Blogger.com, a subsidiary of Google.

That means that all cookies and data Google has already collected about you would be used by them when you navigate this blog and we, as authors, have absolutely no view on it.

We don't intend to harvest any personal data other than the ones you gave us when you decide to reach out to us for any matter whatsoever. 

Even though we don't collect any of your private information intentionally or unintentionally, we don't intent to use to arm you nor your feelings nor to bother you with stupid things like spam or else. 

The monetisation strategy of this blog does not include the collection of any of your personal details unless you apply to write for us, in which came we'd need to know at least your name to prevent us to call you by silly nicknames and an email address since we've discontinued our fax machine last week and the postman hasn't showed up at our address since the pandemic. 

The goal of this privacy policy page is to just show you that we care enough to comply with a legal requirement but not enough to invest into having it professionally written because we can't really see how it's relevant to us or you or to the Mayor of Pirswindhon for that matter.

However, I'm glad that you're read until here because I'm running short of clever things to write that will look like it's relevant whatsoever and if I carry on, I will end up talking like a Corporate Clerk composing the quarterly review in one of the BS500 company of Wash Street.

This is our privacy policy. If you have any suggestion, please leave a content.

COOKIE POLICY

Let's be honest, as stated above, our blog is hosted by a Google subsidiary. Of course they'll stick all sorts of cookies to your browser's ass and there is nothing that you ro me can do about it except accept it. 

You saw the banner when you arrived and you clicked 'accept' or "ok" and now you're here trying to discover if your life is in danger but I'm sad having to day that you should wonder that before you click and not after. After is too late. We can't change the past.

Actually, we can. I was kidding. We live in a digital world where everything can be cancelled.

So if cookies do bother you, go to your browser settings, and clear all the cookies and your shameful browsing history will disappear, or we thing so... 

If you don't like cookies when you browse, you can try with milk or a nice cuppa. But if you're genuinely allergic to cookies, go away, unplug the internet and go live in the forest like an Amish and be happy forever.

If you don't like your cookies, please send them to us because we love them. Even those without chocolate chips.

COMMENT POLICY

Anyone can comment. We are living in a free world with freedom of expression. 

But we won't tolerate uneducated people, emotionally immature twats nor extremists scumbags of all sorts. So be aware that FREE DOES NOT MEAN STUPID or uncivilised. If you disrespect people, we won't respect you, your freedom or your rights.

You want respect, show respect. 

If you're here to try to sell us, either services, goods or extreme ideas that are borderline legal, then you have chosen the wrong place. 

We are a peaceful place of pacific people and we intend to remain so.